Here's a question from my sanity, Lava on 2/8/01

    I was recently a contestant on "Which Margin?", And I won. The only problem is that I don't know what to use my prize for. Do you have any suggestions on what to use a farting penguin for?

    Hmmm... a farting penguin. You definately are a lucky girl. Well, you could use him as an alternate source of energy. Sure penguins produce methane gas but not as bad as cows. And cows aren't as bad as cars. All the world's energy and pollution problems would be solved if we just used gasecious penguins. There wouldn't be any need for drilling in Alaska. *cough* Bush *cough* Anyway penguins are handy dandy and relatively clean animals. Just keep one under the sink and feed it beans and it will be ready to go. Remember penguins are ULTRA flammable so keep a fire distinguisher near by. Boy, did I learn that one the hard way! You don't know stress til your penguin is on fire and is getting soot on your brand new carpet.

    A wise penguin once said to me, "Put out my butt you dunder head!"