Here's a question from my co-monkey slayer, Willie 3/11/01

    Recently a friend of mine online said "jimmy cracks corn and I don't care!" to me online. Now I want to know how you would crack corn, and exactly why Jimmy should do it, and why we don't care. Help Me Sheila!!

    First of all this is a perfect example of this generation's lack of empathy. Cracking is a very addictive behavior! It should be treated not ignored. But in this "free to do anything everything goes" society all of a sudden it's okay. Okay to abandon your friends when they are in dire trouble. Well, I think it's sick, just plain SICK! WE should learn to love and help our fellow bretheren not just cast them out and ignore their unhealthy faults. There are some lovely institutions where Jimmy can get some help. So reach out and help a crack addict. I mean snorting an ear of corn up your nose just can't be good. Could it even fit? *shudders* I hate to think about it.

    "In a world of turned shoulders there is Jenny Craig."