Here's a question from my prom date, Brad: on 5/18/01

    Why do little kids like to kick me in the shins?

    I can't say for sure. Maybe it's the trench coat. All I know is kids are annoying. You dehead one Disney character at Disney World and they get all offish. My advice is just to stay away from them altogether. And for god's sake people stop breeding!

    "I find it really cute when kids ask, 'Why does it rain?' to respond by saying 'Because God is crying.' I find it even cuter when they respond 'Why is God crying?' to say 'Because of something you did.'" - A Deep Thought by Jack Handy