Here's a question from free willy: on 7/27/01

    Why should I cut my hair or keep it?

    Okay, incase my viewers out there don't know willy that or ignore him. Willy has a mullet.Yes a curly mane that is short on the sides and long in the back. Many have tried to persuade Willy to cut his tendrils. I once tried to it went like this...

"Cut your hair"
"No..."
"Okay" *shrugs*

    I pulled out all the stops but Willy resisted... that cantankerous bugger. Willy also plays the oboe. Personally I find the oboe extremly annoying... kind of like mullets... So I can only conclude that mullets and oboes go hand in hand. Actually a study prooved 9 out of 10 mullets wearers play the oboe. And when I say a study I mean statistics I totally made up. So the question is "Does Willy gain his amazing oboe powers from his hair?" Kind of like Sampson only dorkier. And even more importantly "If we cut Willy's hair will he stop playing the oboe?" All I have to say is I won't force Will to cut his ape cape but it may have an "unfortunate" accident in the middle of the night when he can't protect it... *grins*