Here's a question from the Steve Dallas, a.k.a. Ted Lukacs: on 11/12/01

    Never mind the unimportant questions like whether there is life after death, or why are we here, or what constitutes a good life. My question is critical to the meaning of life: Is Elvis still alive, and why was his face on Mars??

    Oh my, such a deep question! So deep it echoes. How should I begin? Well, first hate to burst your dillusional bubble but Elvis is long gone. As for his famous face on the more famous mars there is a simple answer to that. Martians love Elvis and visa versa. Haven't you heard his popular tune "Ain't Nothing but an Elvis Loving Martian Who of Course Lives on Mars"? Look it up on napster.