Here's a really old question from ANTdrne99, that I never did get around to answering 'til now: on 11/21/01

    If baby humans come from storks, where the hell do baby storks come from? I mean, storks are too damn busy delivering kids all the time, so they can't really deliver their own young, so who the hell delivers baby storks?

    Actually contrary to umm... your belief storks don't deliver babies (of any species) anymore. That was soooooo 20 years ago. UPS pretty much has the monopoly over the baby delivering market. Of course parents still tell their kids that storks deliver the babies it's more flowerly than saying UPS delivers it. Either that or they say they had "sex". *laughes* Yeah, whatever that is!

    "See when two parents love each other very much they make a deal with a international multi-million corporation."