Here's a question from Red Mage himself, Aaron: on 12/26/02

    Is the Hokey Pokey really what its all about?

    Yes, this risky dance is all the rage! All the cool kids are doing it... *gives you the eye* Everyone is all shaking in pleasure as they put things in and out... and IN and out... and .... *coughes* Where was I? *waunders off*