VIEWING EXPIERIENCE:     Well, after seeing The Others my friends and I wandered around the mall parking lot. Several things happen like we captured a fairly large beetle in a coke bottle and got a frosty at McDonalds. You know, the usual. Anyway after a while we found ourselves back at the theater. Since we didn’t want to go home yet we decided to view another movie. There wasn’t much to pick from considering it was 10:30 at night. In my company was my bud Kelly. Incase you don’t know Kelly, she is extremely naive. American Pie was the only movie we could see but when mentioned Kelly screamed “Nuh! UH! Its Icky!” I would of left her outside the theater but I didn’t have money and Kelly did. So after pleading and promising to pay her back double fold we bought a ticket for our not-so-choice movie. And so the corruption of Miss Kelly began.

    The movie was what I expected… crap. Crap and hormones pretty much sums it up. I just didn’t think it was that funny. Actually I found the audience more comedic than the movie. There was one guy that believed it was his job to yell things at the screen. For example when the main lead didn’t want to have sex with the cute girl our theater’s loud mouth made his disappointment known by screaming, “COME ON! I want to see some BOOOOTTTTYYY! You ASS!” It continued on like that for the rest of the movie.

    I never saw the first American Pie movie. Actually I’ve stayed away from pretty much all those movies in that category. There was nudity and constant crude jokeness. Kelly covered her eyes when one girl went topless and I pried them off telling her she’d have to face the truth one of these days. The movie had a heart felt message about friendship… friendship and bopping your friend’s mom. So in the end I walked out of the theater a better woman… in the way that Kelly said I didn’t have to pay her back… score.

STORY SUMMARY:     The old gang is back from American Pie. And when I say gang I mean white suburban teens. It’s their first summer back from college and things have changed. So on advice from Kevin’s older brother they rent a summerhouse on the lake. Let the raunchiness begin! Enjoy masturbation hi-jinks and sex advice from the band camp girl herself! (I may never have seen the first movie but I definitely know everything about the band camp scene considering people will not shut their mouths about it…) And what do I see arising amongst all these hormones? Stiflers mom…

BEST QUOTE:     "Sex yadda yadda hormones yadda yadda yadda booty!" (the quote is summerized I couldn't remember most of the movie)

CONCLUSION:     It sucks.