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Aries March 21 - April 19
You Will have bad times through out your lifetime. By the age of 12 you will have lost you vergenity of the ass by a mexican named TACO.
Lucky numbers: 4,2,0

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Leo July 23 - Aug. 22
the Mini Mart attendent yill catch you one day "so stop stealing His ice cream"
Licky Numbers: 69,9,6,

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Sagittarius Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
watch out for busses, cause tomarrow youre gonna get ran over! But b 4 it happens send me your stereo!
Lucky Numbers: 6,6,6,

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Taurus April 20 - May 20
You or someone you know will find a stinky stick! Yes it will hurt when they use it! Ouch! Nuff Said!
Lucky Numbers: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10+1

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Virgo Aug 23 - Sept. 22
Dont drink Bong Water, its narsty. Gets u sick! also you are the main one at the naked men game of tag next week! dont stop running.!

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Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
You are a very corny person. Stay away from the cracker jacks! They can only bring you away from the rest of the world!

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Gemini May 21 - June 21
May dirty pillows be embrested in your bed. Also look under your bed your dog shit everywhere!

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Libra Sept. 23 - Oct. 23
Because you are a libra, this computer has a virus on it now! Its the DIRTY NASTY MODEM POO POO!

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Aquarius Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
WELL.............I can only say you're stupid! No Whoreoscope 4 U!

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Cancer June 22 - July 22
Should i even start on U? You're a Cancer......U gonna Die. Have a nice day :P

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Scorpio Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
Go take a shower U STINK!

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Pisces Feb. 19 - Mar. 20
Im gonna call the National Gaurd on yoU.... MR. Fiecies!

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