Most overused and annoying Ross quotes:

"Oooohhh, Veronica Vaughn. SOOOOO hot, want to touch the hinney. AAAUUUUURARUFF!!"

"Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair! Conditioner is better, it leaves the hair silky and smooth! Oh really fool? Yes really! Stop looking at me swan!"

"Ohh, back to school, back to school to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up my boots tied tight I hope I don't get in a fight! Oooohh back to school back to school."

"I believe that Billy Madison is the funniest film EVER!" "Come Off it!"

"You get Meeh?" ; "Pam! motherfucker, PAM!"

"Yeah, but, if it came down to a ruck, who would win?"

"You Gotta have something to make you wanna get up in the morning, like a teacher being absent" 

"That's a QUALITY sandwich"

"I don't even eat peanuts, dude"

"Gnien Hien Hien" (boorish laugh)

Ross, of Pennsylvanian origins, enough said. Ross talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks (It gets annoying if you're not in the mood to listen) and has ALWAYS got a bag load of food (sweets/chocolates/biscuits) on standby.  Permanently active, this teen is always doing something; ranging from playing a football management sim for hours on end to volunteering at St John's ambulance service to competing in various tournaments. He's participated in the ISSA for 4 years in a row, goes to volleyball training regularly (although his motives are questionable, I hear there are some fanciable women there), plays in a Sunday League football team, has gone through an extensive course to become a fully qualified St John's Ambulance Serviceman  Forever involved in some endeavour, it's laughable that his education might get lost somewhere in the midst of all his extra-curricular activities. That said, he isn't stupid, far from it, and regularly dazzles the physics teacher with his somewhat encyclopedic knowledge of certain aspects of the subject. If he's on the ball as something is being explained, he's not likely to forget it in a hurry, it's all a question of motivation and attentiveness. He's always with a book in hand and not of the 'Where's Wally' variety either. Ross Will do anything to avoid working more than is absolutely necessary in class however. Methods including talking the teacher's ear off, eating the hour away, or just listening to his walkman. His philosophy seems to be 'Maximum return, minimum effort'. He is the product of over 12 years of Lycée borne education and could be placed in the lazy, misunderstood genius category. He's forever making wisecracks in class, and every so often, a joke is funny, he is a pseudo-homophobe and Mexican hater, but I've no idea if it's true. From what he says, his parents would seem to be fascist Americans, he regularly testifies his hatred for his father and his wish to leave the family home (which has been described as one giant antiquity, full of rare artifacts and heirlooms). He's responsible for the flourishing of expressions ranging from "Oh my days" to "quality..." in the school as well as a large variety of others (more by their repetition than by their originality however). Aki, The adopted name he has given Giraffe has also 'stuck' somewhat. Anything else? Well, he makes a mean noodle soup and Chicken salad, and he's always ready to offer his foil packed home-made sandwiches around. He's planning to study aeronautical engineering... I wouldn't trust him with my paper aeroplane.