My Information
Alright, NOSEY, since you just had to come in here, I guess I can at least introduce myself formally.
While I am referred to as Tabbi or Tabs by most of my friends (mortal and immortal...or was that immoral?...) Anyway, my real identity is Satan's Spawn. If you don't believe me, you may ask my friend/compadre/partner in crime, God! You can find her, here!
Basically, I've come to earth to wreak havoc and be an all out nuisance to society, because, quite frankly, hell is boring. After centuries of witnessing the torture, it's all rather lame to me. However, inflicting pain on you stupid humans is proving to be very entertaining - I think I'll stay a while!
NOW GET THE HELL OUT!
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