LAMER \ 'lāmer , lamer \ n [ from the Greek word retärd ] 1 : to be the biggest moron ever; often while playing an online game 2 : to gloat supreme power over a total newbie** 3 : to attempt to badger a non-LAMER because he/she supports sportsmanship 4 : to consume an alcoholic beverage and become a LAMER for the day

Lamer #1- jilliebean702 offered to sell her account with millions of NP in it for 10,000 NP. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, not only has she been playing Neopets for only 3 weeks and is a millionaire, but also wants 10,000 NP for an account she's giving away. Which, of course, would mean the buyer would get the money back. Who would be stupid enough to pass this up!?

Lamer #2- jawful spends his/her time quite wisely going around to every board posted that even slightly resembles a scam calling the creator (and i quote) a "LIARLIARLIARLIAR" Whoa buddy! Don't get a hernia!

Lamer #3- angelhotaru is the #1 fan of hotaru (whatever the heck a 'hotaru' is). Don't even begin to say you're a bigger one or guess what!? That's right. Hotaru will kick your butt like angelhotaru said she would do to mine because hotaru can, after all, blow up planets. EEK!

Lamer #4- gman_2 has the actual nerve to support the terrorists and declare that he is glad about what happened in New York and Washington. Apparently this communist lamer thinks his form of government is actually more productive than capitilism. It's no surprise that he has been featured in such talk shows as "Are You Dumb or Just Plain Stupid" and "I Was Dropped on My Head as a Kid but So Far, There's Been No-Been No-Been No Effect." I can't dis this kid enough. I must say, though, that the stupidest thing was when I checked out his profile. You'll never guess where he was from folks... That's right! The good ol' U. S. of A. I wanted to personally pimp slap this kid.

**Note: it is ok to declare supremecy and do what is needed to prove supremecy over a newbie if, and only if, there is good cause to do so (ie: newbie is flooding chat, acting moronic, lying to improve reputation, etc.)