I Say The STUPIDEST Things Sometimes...

• "There are only two things you need in life: money and condoms."
• "We like alcohol. It makes everyone all loose."
• "Either this is a really good song, or it proves how much of an a**hole I am."
• "I would just like to say that those little red laser things scare the HELL outta me. I mean, I'm up here trying to sing, and it's like, AAH!...Damn they scare the hell outta me."
• "I don't feel angst ridden, so just in case anyone is wondering, I have no angst."
• "Every night there is something written on the stage for Rob to do. Tonight it says, 'Rob, get on stage you sexy b*tch and say hi to your dad', so Hi Dad!."
• "My condoms, nah, just kidding" ~ Rob's response to the question what does he never leave home without.
• "I would like to thank my mom for giving birth to me, so I can wear tight pants."
• "We just play, and play, and play, and try to do the best that we possibly can, and try NEVER to get caught with a dead hooker in our hotel room."
• "Kyle, were you sucking her toes?!"

Those are in no particular order. I will rotate them, since there are more than enough to go around..... makes you wonder, no?