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May 5th, 2001 - Why it's good to be a guy

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Well, it's cinco de mayo in certain spanish countries, which has absolutely nothing to do with this rant, but why not broaden our horizons? Today's rant is a helluva break from the dark, heavy, relevant stuff I've been bitching about lately. Yep, today is all about why it's great to be a guy. Guys, read on and feel proud of your masculinity, girls, realize just how hard it is for us to watch movies in our underwear and drink beer.




Having been a guy for all my 17 tender years, I can finally speak with some authority on at least one subject. Yep, my Y chromosome is the key to a life full of fun, amusement and a love of explosions. There are a ton of reasons why it's great to be a guy, but let's start by defining what a true guy is. If you can answer "yeah, that's me" to these points, chances are you MAY be a guy.

There you have it. A list of several things that come to mind when you think "man". Now women and you non-beer drinking wussies might think that that list is a bit shallow, right? Well sure, guys are much deeper than that. We like talking to women, we like walking with women, and we like sex (but who doesn't?) So with all these things, why is it really that great to be a guy? Well, being a guy means that you're allowed to play violent video games, watch cartoons while drinking, watch movies that some might think "asinine", or "pointless", or even "stupid", and still enjoy them because they rouse your manly blood.

It's important to have pride in your sex, especially if you're a WHITE male, because it seems that whenever people have a chip on their shoulder, they have to blame someone. Being white is hard enough, because you can't express chagrin with any other race without being called racist, but other races can make fun of white people without a care in the world. Women can make fun of men without a care in the world, but when men make fun of women, they're called sexist. It's really not fair these days towards white men, so we have to band together and have pride in ourselves because it seems that lots of people think we suck.

All whining aside, it really just feels good to grab some nachos and beer, watch movies in your underwear and read Victoria's Secret.

I should probably add that guys can be sensitive and intellectual as well, and we frequently are. I have good table manners when I need to, and I read intelligent books. (For instance, read Joe Gould's Secret ((or see the movie)) by Joseph Mitchell. It's absolutely brilliant.)

But in conclusion, if you're a guy, you like everything in the list above, and you like TV, watch the Man Show on the comedy network (on the SHAW network). What a show, it's awesome! So men of the world unite, we've got it pretty good.




Hope you enjoyed that. Girls, if you have a boyfriend or you like a guy, or you just have a guy friend who you're really glad to have around, tell 'em so. Guys seem underappreciated nowadays. We need nurturing and a good girl to take care of us.




~ By Mark





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