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So, for all of you making assumptions about my personality, I'd like to clear some things up.
1) I DO INDEED WORSHIP SATAN.
Yes, you heard me. Like all other metallers, I worship the horned god, Beelzebub, Lucifer, The Great one, Satan. If I didn't I wouldn't be a true metaller, all my friends would hate me and I would be a disgrace to the metal community. Because I am indeed a mindless sheep, I follow everyone else and worship a deity which I don't, in fact, believe in. I am a satanist. I confess! It doesn't matter if satanism doesn't actually acknowledge satan's existence, I belong to a special MAD GOFF sect that raises the dead and sacrifices new born babies on a regular basis to invoke Satan. Why the dark lord wants to hang with four goth kids in a dark basement in Liverpool is beyond me, but he seems to enjoy it. I am pregnant with Satan's kid. Hail Satan.
2) I WEAR ONLY BLACK
Any other colour would repel Satan's love.
3) I PAINT MY FACE WHITE BY DIPPING IT IN FLOUR
Bicarbonate of Soda works well too, but flour tends to cover more evenly.
4) I ABUSE DRUGS, JUST LIKE ALL GOTHS
Though not quite as much as Bradley, I'll warrant.
5) I LISTEN ONLY TO SLIPKNOT
Despite the fact that I think they suck, they are TRUE GOTH METAL.
6) I AM GAY
The all purpose insult. ALL people who don't like S Club are homosexual. It's a known fact, as are people who listen to those mad goths Slipknot and Sum41 and all people who have a website that happens to have views you disagree with. In fact, here is an entirely accurate graph to prove my point.
So, as you can all see, I am a raving homosexual. Lock up your daughters, for the lesbian freak is on the loose.
7) I HAVE NO LIFE
My entire life is spent making "useless websites about people I hate". It doesn't matter that the last time I updated this place was February! My entire life is embroiled in this place.
I see the error of my ways, everyone. You taught me the way to the light. I'll be closing this site very very soon.
...Excuse me, I was just distracted by hell freezing over.
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