S Club Orgy

S Club, (there ain't no orgy like an S Club orgy) Gonna have some fun, Wo o o o o o o o o. Oo! Oo! Stick your fist up there! Oo! Oo!! We're in fetish wear! Oo! Oo! You want to put that WHERE?! Oo! Oo! Don't you f******* dare! You wanna see Rachel's tits, Wanna see her suck Jon's bits, Wanna see Bradley wank, Hear Tina begging to be spanked. Paul's getting down on the table, While Hannah's having fun in the stable!! Then we got Jo, she's using her toe! Lets all get naked and here we go, S Club, there ain't no orgy like an S club orgy, Etc etc ................

Also, I know this has nothing to do with S Club 7, but I've heard that Britney Spears is friends with them, so she deserves to be killed too. Here is a parody of her No. 1 (s)hit single, Hit me baby one more time. It is also by ME, and if anyone would like to steal it, or the S Club 7 one, they should be prepared to have an evil voodoo curse placed upon them. Find my boobs then I'll be fine. ( to be sung by Kate "two aspirins on a trendy ironing board" Armitage, a girl in my class at school) Oh boobies boobies, You know you're supposed to grow, But something isn't right. Oh boobies boobies, You're so miniscule you know, You're almost out of sight. Show me, where boobs are meant to be, Tell me boobies, coz I need to know now, Where they are. Your tinyness, is killing me, (and you're) You're just so small, that I can't see, Where you are. I need somebody to find my boobs, There isn't much tiiiime, Find my boobs then I'll be fine. Oh boobies boobies, I think I should get implants, But even then, it's true, Oh boobies boobies, People could tell at a glance, It wasn't really you. Show me, where boobs are meant to be, etc. etc.......... Helena97HelenaFo@pupil.shs.lincs.sch.uk