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We all
know S club 7 are not from this earth,but where are they from? They are,
in fact, lost souls from the pit of Hades. Desperate for a chance to get
out of hell and to please their dark master, they agreed to grin
constantly and jig around miming songs so sickeningly cheesy that no-one
would suspect that they are in fact, the work of Beelzebub. But no! Hidden
in S-club party are subliminal messages saying "Satan is my master. Hail
the Prince of Darkness!" This was proved when 2000 immpressionable 6 year
olds jumped out of the top floor of a department store when someone played
s club party, but no-one suspected it was the Devil's Work, as they just
thought the poor toddlers were unable to take such sickening cheese-pop
that they leapt out the window of their own accord.
This public information message was brought to you by s club haters,
official haters of S club 7.
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