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With the name decided, Lucifer decided to let the group decide on the lyrics
to their first single while he worked on subliminal messages to include in
the song. Bradley and Tina wrote a song together, but unfortunately, they
couldn't write the tune, so the song was chanted while someone held down the
C key of a bontempi keyboard. The song was written about the group's
combined IQ. It was called "Two"
Two,
What a number,
Not straight unlike a cucumber
But curved, sleeping in a slumber,
Between one and three,
You are used by ships in the humber,
To count lumber,
Two,
You are my
Sort of number
Now I shall rumba
The rest of the band agreed that this should be their first single, and it
was-on a double A-side with Mary had a little lamb. The song, surprisingly,
flopped. Disappointed, Beelzebub noticed how popular cheese-crap band Steps
were with S club's target audience, and, after ripping them off in everyway
possible, their first single, Don't Stop,
was an instant hit, and Satan went back to Hell happy.
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