Okay. It was a very boring art lesson, and I was discussing my hatred of Westlife with my friend Hayley. I jokingly, said I could write a Westlife song. Hayley said "Let's try it." So we did. And, um, this is it. At first it was meant to be a skit of an average Westlife song, but it degenerated into...this. I'm not particularly proud of it, but still. Take a look.
Westshite Song
I am gay
But I love you baby
Even though you're a girl
You make my head swirl
Oh baby I love you
Yes I do
I really do
Shooby doo doo
Chorus-
Oh baaaaaaaaby
Oh daaaarrrrling
Oh baaaaaaaaby
Oh daaaarrrrling
I have a huge dick
For shoving up mens asses
But you can join us
In our masturbation classes
I have crappy hair
And I wear women's underwear
I like it to be pink
As long as it don't stink
So baby all I want for christmas
Are your panties, that would be blissfamous
I'll dress you up like Santa's elf
Cos' I just can't help myself
You look so good in green
But make sure your panties are clean
Chorus
Oh please cum and wank me
And with your belt spank me
Let me shove my dick up your butt
You big ugly mutt
In the night when you fall asleep
I'll be in the field shagging sheep
But they couldn't compare to you,
La la shooby doo doo
Repeat chorus until you pass out.
Probably more fun to write than read.