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As I am constantly
being teased over my extensive vocabulary, I thought I'd put it to good
use:-
Sclub7 are the result of a genetic modification experiment on chimpanzees,
to allow them to speak. Unfortunately, it went devastatingly wrong,
resulting in the birth of 7 hideously mutilated mutants, whose brains are
fueled by the excrement of skunks and other noxious creatures. In addition
to not being able to sing a note, they frequently fornicate with members of
the South African fauna, which is hardly surprising, considering that there
is not a one of them whose physiognamy does not uncanily resemble the
derriere of a rhinosceros. However, there is a certain subspecies of the
human race which enjoys listening to their music. Experts suspect this may
be the result of extra terrestrial influence. The subspecies is currently
known as idiotus lunaticius maximus. If you see one of these rabid,
slavering maniacs, do them and the world a kindness and shoot them on sight.
Deepest regards,
Written by Carmilla, another friend of mine. She's at Carmilla99@hotmail.com
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