Memorable Quotes:
(that we need help to remember)
"I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze." -
The Onion
"I like you son, but I'll put a rattlesnake in your pocket
and ask you for a match." -
Amarillo Slim
"6 months? Is that in Dog Years!" -
Lisa re. the Thompson's impending pet purchase
"Ya, but it's 'DIRTY' when you say it!" -
Dana re. Rob's comments (footnote Wayne)
"Haze
may occur naturally" - Dr. McGillicutty's
Fireball Label
"I'm not drunk, I'm just an idiot" -
Wayne
"So
just how far do you think it is to international waters?" -
Doug
"If I'm not back in 2 hours, call the president" -
Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)
"They
luved him up and turned him into a.......horny toad" -
Delmar O'Donell (Oh Brother Where Art Thou)
"Drinks like a fish, voice like an angel." -
Wayne (describing Doug at Caley's stag)
"Look
at us...we are the clowns of the deep." -
Wayne (describing our dive gear)
"You know what this place needs? A big glass snifter full
of matches...Oh wait, never mind." -
Doug (at the Inaugural Big Game)
"... and in my club I will
splash the pot whenever the foch I please." - Teddy
KGB (Rounders)
Winks' Journal
Having embarked on a life-altering adventure, our fearless home-owner takes
a few moments from his hectic 3-course schedule to share his new-found wisdom
with the masses.
Updated rarely, wisdom will be found here..
30 September 02 - Crane's attitude
to the universe in The Open Boat