Silly Fiction

Silly Fiction

Happy go lucky fiction


The Attack Of The Mary Sue Series


By: Natas
Summary: My mind is seriously F'ed up! Why would enyone in they're right mind write this kinda fic? What kind is it you say? Well, you'll just have to read it and find out, won't you?
Rated: G, I think... Actually, I don't. :) (Hey, it ain't easy bein' cheesey!)


The Recruits Series


By: Natas
Summary: This is the product of being sick and getting a muse at the same time. Sure the muses I get are rejects from hell, but that's what makes them great!
Rated: PG because I think I say a few naughty words.


Bad Dreams


By:JaD(Me)
Rating: PG for mild potty mouthing :) and for you homophobes; slash suggestion.
Summary: The title gives the best description
Authors Notes: I wrote this when I was hyper, so it is SHORT and it may not make any sense. At first at least.

The Names Bobby; Bobby Drake


By:JaD(Me)
Rating: G
Summary: You meet a guy named Bobby in the sub-reality cafe
Authors Notes: This is like the begining of Mary Poppins, when the guy Bert, talks to you. But with Bobby. Kinda...

Polish, Poles, And Poddles


By Feral Tendencies
Rating: PG (language)
Summary: Pranks are being played on Logan... Uh-oh!
Distribution: Anywhere as long as I get credit.
Feedback: Please!
Authors Notes: Set after the movie, sometime after Logan gets back from the base that Chuck found for him.



The Wolfling

By Diebin
Rated: PG-13 for Logan POV (He swears)
Explanation: OKAY! This is kinda weird. I'm writing about something that happened kind of in my Love Letters series, but it didn't REALLY happen. But someone *points at StealthBunny* kept slinging the bunny my way until I just had to write it. So I'm officially AU-ing my AU. Umm, did that make sense? If not...okay, umm, just imagine this is its own story that references the fact that Logan found a baby and had to take care of it for a day. Really, it's just an excuse for a funny story. AND NO SEQUEL.
Dedicated to: Stealthbunny...this one's for you. ;)
Eternal thanks to: Carina, Shanababes, Mistica, and Nanciwan for their ever present support.



X-Men, The Band


By:Lizabel

Rated: G (Hee hee, bunnies!)
Summary: A fake artical of the newest band in town
Archive: ANYWHERE!! Just please tell me where so I can look at the rest of the site too!!
A/ N: This came to me allofthesudden one night, hope you enjoy and see the humor. Not too shippy, but alludes to R/L.



X-Mania


By Darth Maligna
Teasing and criticism by her alter-ego/clone, Amy-Wan Kenobi
Official Disclaimer: It's not mine, blah blah blah, as far as I know the X-Men belong to Marvel, the spitting on your hands to stick to the walls bit belongs to Ray Park, Darth Maul, and Indiana Jones belong to Lucasfilm I think, Star Trek belongs to Paramount, the Spanish Inquisition belongs to Monty Python, MST3K belongs to some of the Best Brains on the planet, even the plot isn't mine, blah blah blah, not making any dollars, rubles, yen, Republic Dataries, or any coinage of any kind off of this. INCLUDING nickels!
(Let's hear a big round of sound for Ray Park eating Campbell's soup with nickels in his pocket in a PT Cruiser on the blue level! Whoop whoop, inside joke! whaaaaaassssssuuuuup Chicago Wizard World Comic Con 2K?! And all you folks in the parking garage!)
Other Disclaimer: Don't be angry with me for being subconsciously doting towards Toad, which I almost certainly will be. If you're lucky it won't very much affect the plot. And don't be angry with me for picking on Cyclops -- I think he's a jerk.


Driving Me Crazy


By:Peachy
Rating: PG
Summary: Jubilee goes for her license

Guy Talk


By:Peachy
By:Rating: PG
Summary: Gambit seeks advice from a not so well know

The Adventures Of Flame Head And Ice Hole


By Kitty
Peeps: Bobby & Johnny
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the X-Men. If they were mine I'd dress them up in pink bunny suits. Which is why they're not due to the fact that there IS a God. All belongs to Singer and Marvel. Thankyou, have a nice day.
Summary: I saw St. John (Human Torch?) and Bobby in the movie and was...extremely Interested in them. Helllloooooo doctors! This is just something that was rattling around in my barnyard, sorta delves into the students' friendships.
Notes: Be warned I am a Buffy fic writer, which means really quick-witted and snappy. Which is NOT what the movies was. (Singer majorly dissed my boy Joss, Buffy's writers, because of that, so it doesn't quite click with me.) How about you?



Somer Rahnes Halloween Series


By:Somer
Rating: PG, G... You rate it!
Summary: Just read the story titles!

Storm Has A What!?


Somer
Rating: G :) (Ooooh happy DAYS!...)
Summary: Crap! The students found out about Storm's date tonight! (movie setting)

Paperback Hero


By Kia Mira
Subject: Humor (hopefully)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't have a hope of ever making a dime off the characters in this fic except Rake. And even that is questionable.
DEDICATED TO: Angel Face-because we were discussing terms for male parts and this one had us spitting pepsi across our keyboards.



Pick A Card, Any Card


Somer
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Two are mine, the other teens aren't. The card game isn't mine. No money, no suing. Doesn't that make such a nice relationship? Feedback would be raved upon.

Boy Cooties


By Troll Princess
Rating: PG I think? (actually I don't, but whatever)
Summary: The girls hatch a plan to get _Logan_ to shave

When Milk Goes Bad And Other Reality TV Shows


By:Troll Princess
Rating: G (ooohhhh... look! A daisy!)
Summary: When Logan comes home, Jubilee is the first to see him (movie setting)

Invasion Of The Brotherhood Of Evil Academics


By: Ke Lang Ran
Rated: G (oohhhhhh... purty rainbow!)
Summary: The mansions funnest time... (shyeah! Right!)

Somer Rahnes Halloween Series


By: Somer
Rating: G (Ohhhhhhh... A butterfly!)
Summary: Trick or Treating is not a priviledge! It's a right!


The X-Men VS. The Killer Mouse


By:Aelonwyne
Rated: G (even if they DID try to kill the poor mousey!)
Summary: After battling poeple like Magneto and Mojo, don't you think they could get a little break?

The Early X-Men In Studio 54


Maria Cline
Rated: PG-13 for near slash experiences and raunchiness
Summary: It's graduation... 70's STYLE!

A Glass Of Water


Tara Blue
Rated: PG for "nudity" (Hey! It's just words!)
Summary: Scott falls victim to the flu, but that's the least of his worries
(This is in response to Maria Cline’s naked challenge.)

So You Wanna Date My Little Girl, Bub?


Amythyst
Rated: Ummm... maybe this deserves a PG-13 too. It does get kinda odd.
Summary: A pranks gone to far this time! It's time to counter act!

Hero For Hire


By: Rossi
Rating: PG13. For dashed-out swearing. And yes, I use the B-S word. No, not _that_ b-s word, the other one
Summary: South Park and the X-Men hit each other... head on!
Authors Note: This sillyfic is what happens when you take your Muse to go see the South Park movie.
I apologise. Deeply, sincerely and profoundly. To you and all your descendants.

Snickers


By: Spyder Childe
Rating: G (A harmless little thing :) )
Summary: Oh no! Scotts stash is... is... GONE!!!

The Iceman's New Clothes


By: Mercutio
Rated PG for a lot of nudity. It would be M (or R, whatever rating system you're on), but it's MY site and I want is PG, so NYEAH!!! :P

An (Almost) Average Students (Almost) Average Day at an (Anything But) Average School


By: Natas (That's ME!)
Rated PG for some "sex" and "slash". (GEEZ!! Some people are TOO touchy about this kinda stuff!)
Summary: Bobby's (almost) average :)

The Space-Time Continuum


By: Kat / Tam
Rated: PG because the cow goes mmooooooo...!
Summary: What? And give it away??
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine. Toad, Storm and any other X-men characters belong to Marvel. Darth Maul, Obi-Wan and other Star Wars characters are the property of one Mr George Lucas. Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory is Disney’s, Batman is Warner Brothers’. Gladiator is owned by Universal, and I’m not sure who owns the Wizard of Oz, but it’s not me. Anyhoo, I’m not making any money. If I tried to make money from my writing, then I would be a very poor little girlie indeed. Please don’t sue. I’m too young for bankruptcy.


Thoughts Of A Champion


By: Kat / Tam
Rated: G (tee hee)
Summary: Chess with a mind reader? Come on now!
Disclaimer: I don't own Magneto, The Prof or anyone else. So, sorry if I offend. which I think doubtful. Unless you find chess offensive. (Well, some people do!!)


Grounded Series


By: Somer
Rated: G, PG, and whatever feels good (and tingly inside, *tee hee*)
Summary: The aftermath of the Halloween Series.


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