1. Deck the Halls (I Hate Christmas)
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But there's one thing I'd like to say...
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)
It's time for everybody to have a Christmas party
Everyone but me I'll step outside boycott your office party
No secret Santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
Cuz I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade
A Lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (Now everybody sing)
Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping
Everyone but me I'll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (Now everybody sing)
Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout
I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He says "where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow"
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night
Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz I hate Christmas, I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz I hate Christmas, I'm glad it only comes one time a year
2. Wannabe
Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is a Zebrahead jam
If you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me better make it fast
Now don't go wasting, our precious time
Get your act together and we'll be just fine
Chorus
Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is to get, get down
If you wanna be my lover, you've gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Takin is so easy, that's the way it is
What you think about that? Now you know how I feel
Say you can handle my love, are you for real (Are you for real?)
I won't be hasty, give you a try
If you might leave then I'll say goodbye
Chorus
Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is to get, get down
Here's a little story from Z to D
If you wanna get with me you've gotta listen carefully
We've got Toof in the house, who's hung like a mouse
O.G. wannabes that try to hang with me
But G don't play for free, he plays for the sensi
And to the critics... eat me
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Chorus
Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is to get, get down
Slam your body down and wind it all around
S to the L to the A to the M
Slam your body down with the Zebrahead, yeah!
