Title: Cosmos and the Rabid Bunnies at the Time Station By: SkyFairy E-mail: SailorComet62@netscape.net AIM Address: LitiaSkyFairy OR SailorComet5267 (SailorComet5267 used only on Saturday nights.) Rating: PG-13 (Language) Season: Crystal Tokyo, (Cosmos) " " = Talking - - = Thoughts @ @ = Authors note * * = Accented words. Disclaimer: You expect me to say I don't on the scouts. Well, what if I didn't what would you do? Huh? *Katy-chan whispers something in her ear.* Oh, that's what they do to you? Well, I'll say it quietly. I don't own the Sailor Scouts, they belong to Nayco Tecuchi. There, I said it, happy? Information: This story contains bad language, and majors in bashing Chibi-Usa, and Mishiru. @I hope I am spelling them right.@ It minors in bashing Pluto. So all you Rini, Michelle, and Trista lovers, BEWARE! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Cosmos and the Rabid Bunnies at the Time Station ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Her heart pounded, as she ran along the creek right outside of town. She could see the little speck, of black steam emerging from a far away object. Her heart beat quickened. She ran as fast as she could. Through bushes, and brambles, she ran. Her white tape ripped in a million pieces, for the thorns, were too much for even it. Her white, fuku like dress, was torn in so many places, It would have seemed like she just came out of a battle at war. The black smoke never got closer, even though, she was running towards it, as fast as her long legs could carry her. It was right in front of her, but just as small as it had been. As she put her hands to it, she felt cold. Although she could feel the edges of it, like a door, she *thought* it was too hard to open. "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" She screamed, and the black door, unbelievably enough, widened. She stepped in side, and it closed behind her quickly. All was black. Not one spot of light anywhere. Every once in a while, she could see a little red glow, like a garnet. "You have arrived Serenity," a small voice said in the dark. A light bust on, a deep blue light. Serenity, @as the person at the beginning of this story is called,@ could just make out, a tall, figure, in a black, and green uniform, with small white wings. "Pluto?" Serenity asked, as she starred at the figure coming closer, and closer. "Welcome to the entrance to our Time Station. A new audition, to help people go through time, without having to make the journey themselves," the shadowed lady said. She stepped into the light. She held a big key in one hand, a clipboard in the other. Please fill out these forms, and you are good to go." "Pluto! It is you!" Serenity stared at the wings on the so-called Pluto. "Or rather, Eternal, Sailor Pluto." "Hello, nice to see you again. I'm sure you'll be glad to hear, that y business is doing quite well. It is so much easier to travel through time. Our device is like a metro, through time!" "Hey, wait a minute," Serenity said. "Didn't you die, when you stopped time for Uranus and Neptune, in our fight against Mistress 9?" "Yes, I did. But that was just temporary. I can't really die. I am Eternal Sailor Pluto. All I had to do was get my spirit to go to Father Time, and ask him to not count that. My excuse was, that if I hadn't stopped time, he'd be dead. He'd do just about anything to keep up his life, not really like he has one, feeding his cat 70 times a day, and telling me what to do all the time, even though he is my boss. Anyways, fill out these forms to ride the train." Pluto handed Serenity the clipboard. "Oh," the blonde beauty said. "So, what are all these forms for? Do I need to fill them out to be able to ride the Time?" "Oh, yes. These ensure the company, that you aren't a helpless person, just going back in time to resume a single mistake." Serenity looked at her. "Oh, don't tell me," Pluto said. "You are going back in time for a selfish mistake, in hopes of changing it, so you can make the future something more worth living for. Is that it? And is this mistake going back in time, to marry Mamoru, right after your first date? Hmm? is that it?" Serenity blushed. "Oh, no. Serenity! What a...GREAT IDEA! That way your love will be insured no matter what. Oh Serenity..." "Please, I can't take it any more. Call me Cosmos. Sailor Cosmos." "Okay, Cosmos. Well, aren't you Serenity? Or are you some impostor, trying to get a free ride?" "WHAT?! You mean the rides aren't free?" Cosmos wailed. "What has gotten into that damn Father Time. He can't charge me! I am the queen of the universe! He can't take my money, for some trip, which could spare him his life! Well, in a way spare it. But anyway, what the hell has gotten into him? That shit-head!" "Calm down girl! I'll talk to him." Pluto waved her key-staff, and a little bubble appeared. In it was a face, which was unlike any other. Every square inch on it was a different age, and race. "Oh, shit." Cosmos whispered under her breath. "Dear Father of Time, God of Passing, Ruler of Bastards, why do you charge dear Cosmos, present, and forever, ruler of the universe, for her trip back in time, when her journey could spare you another life?" "You bitch!" Pluto smiled. "I never charge anything. Those stereo speakers can wait you know. You can't just steal money of innocent pedestrians, just because your job at 7-Eleven doesn't pay you all that much! I even asked you if you wanted me to pay you, and you said, and I quote, 'No thank you Father Time. I feel confident, that I will soon be manager of the 7-Eleven I am working in now. This job is just to give me something to do, when I'm not busy.' "So, what do when you're not here? You have to guard the time gate all the time, but I made an exception for you, because I think you're really sexy. So now, what do you expect from me? Am I supposed to let you get away with another fraud, just because you have a gorgeous figure, and soft lips, and can kiss like crazy?!" Cosmos stared at Pluto, astonished that one of the most sensible scouts would do such a thing. "Uh...um...we...uh...yeah...well...ya see...I...um..." Pluto said, sweat dropping like a pig. "That's enough," Cosmos said. "Just let me finish these papers, and get on my way, to see my sweet Mamoru." "Pluto! You know we don't give rides on Saturdays! Now you have really gone too far! One more mistake, and I'll...I'll," *hears a faint meow behind him.* "Well, I have to go escort Chowster to the kitchen, time for his 5th breakfast. I'd watch your ass if I were you Pluto, You have one more chance." He said, his voice getting fainter. The bubble popped. "Bite me," Pluto mumbled. "So sorry about that Cosmos. I think he is loosing his memory." "Yeah, whatever. Look, I've filled out all the papers, but the last one. You're asking if I'm allergic to rabid pink bunnies or something. What the hell is that all about? "Oh. We've had some minor, well, major problems with our new system. Our time trains seem to attract rabid pink bunnies. Sometimes we even have to stop time, to get them to stop terrorizing out guests." *A faint 'ding ding' is heard in the distance.* "Oh, I'm sorry we are closing in...well, now. You'll have to bunk here for the night. We have an extra bedroom. All the others are taken up, by the pink bunnies." -Pink bunnies. Hmm. Where have I seen one before?- "Are you sure they were bunnies, Pluto?" "Well, I'm pretty sure" Pluto. "What else could they have been? Okay, I can see your in a hurry to see Mamoru, so, I'll call upon Father Time, and ask him If we can make an exception for you, to go back now." "Thanks Pluto." Pluto waved her wand. The bubble appeared again. "What do you want this time?" Father Time said. "Please Father Time, make an exception for dear Cosmos, and let her leave today. "Fine. But, she has to bring me back a souvenir. I want, a pair of black leather shoes, from Sachelle's Fashions." "Ppsst, Father Time," Pluto whispered. "The Legendary scouts aren't in this fan fic." "Oh yeah, so I just want a pair of leather shoes. Okay? And If you don't I will destroy you!" "I don't need to get you anything." Cosmos said to the little mutant "god" of time. And you can't destroy me! I'll destroy you. NOW!" Her eyes glowed fiercely, and she picked up her purse, and took out a box of toothpicks. "Awe, what are ya going to do, wave your toothpick around and scream Bibbity, Bobbety Boo? Hahahahahahahahahahah!" He cackled. Cosmos help up the toothpick, like a sword, and stepped forward. All became silent. No one spoke. she slowly inched towards the bubble, held out the toothpick, and... POP! The bubble popped. "Wow!" Pluto said, stunned. "You really are a super hero." Cosmos gave her an, "okay..." look. "Okay, tell ya what. I'm going to call in a train for you without permission." Pluto waved her wand, and the lights on the side of the tracks started blinking. The train came, and it's doors opened. Cosmos waved good-bye to Pluto, then listened, because she was sure she had herd a scratching sound, but it was probably just the engine. She stepped in the train. It had a big, silk covered, king-sized bed, and a huge TV, and other important things. And she had them all to herself. The bubble appeared again. "PLUTO!!!" Father Time yelled as he saw Cosmos on the train. He was about to speak again, but he stopped, because he just saw a little pink ear sneak in on the other side of the train. "Pluto, did you see what I saw?" "I don't know what you saw." "Oh forget it." "Oh, what's this?" Cosmos asked. "Wait a second!" She stared at a group of pink bunnies gathering on the train. "These aren't rabid pink bunnies! They're..." The door closed. Pluto and Father Time read her lips yell, "USAS! HELP ME!" @They couldn't hear her, because they were sound proof doors.@ Father Time smiled at Pluto. She smiled back. All of a sudden, as they looked through the windows of the train, there were balls of pink fluff flying every which way. Then a faint yell was heard... "NO RABID PINK BUNNIES GET IN-BETWEEN ME AND MY MAMORU!" The train started of, and the "bunnies" were still flying everywhere. "Finally, a happy customer." Father Time said to Pluto. "Yeah. Maybe we finally got those usas off our hands." "You knew they weren't bunnies?" "Well, at first I thought they were, but then, I started noticing, that, they always seem to attract those turquoise turtles. And who else would want to hang out with some old mishirus?" "Mishirus were hanging around here? You mean the deadly..." They grew silent, and then starred at each other. "COSMOS!" They both yelled. The train was out of site. "Well, I can always turn back time..." Father Time glared at her.