Rattie Shows We Would Love To See

Check out these shows that I and other made up just for rat lovers! Special thanks to..Robyn, Karen, Emily, Helen, Moca, Mel, Andrea Z, Annie and Susan for their help.


Everbody Loves Nimbus
The show revolves around Nimbus who is a successfull gigalo living in Aussie Land along with his brothers and occasionally female visitor. Bad news is his mum Robyn lives directly across the street and is constantly infiltrated his home.

The Rat World New York
Where six rattie strangers are picked to live in a grotto and have thier lives taped to show what happens when rats stop being juvenile and start growing up.

The Rat Mole
14 rats try to figure out who among them is hiding a stash of a million yogies while enduring challenging physical and mental game like nail clipping and bathing.

The Amazing Rat Race
11 teams of rats are dumped in an isolated box and must find their ways back to mum which will take about 11 episodes.

Big Alpha
An eclectic group of 7 ratty misfits are locked in The Grotto together, under constant internet surveillance.  A big mean naughty mink rat causes lots of trouble in the cage and gets unanimously evicted after the first week.

Ratty, the Yoggie Slayer
Tune in each week to see the amazing stunts and enjoy the wise-cracking of Ratty and her friends: Hammy, Bunny, Guinea and her Watcher Squirrel. Watch as she saves the world again and again, by ruthlessly stalking and devouring yoggie after yoggie.

Ratlet Public
A large city public rat-school drama which faces many real life problems, from mites to cats to abuse by humans, this contraversial show tells about how young rats turn to adults, and how there teachers learn along the way, too.  Rated PG 1 (No rat under 1 year old showed watch unless accompanied by a parent/guardian) for language, violence, and humans peeing on rats o.O.

THE SQUISH
Based on the semi-autographical novel by John Squisham. A young writer vows to put an end to a diabolical cult business that lures innocent rodents in by promising an end to all laboratories.

Babylon Ratties
The adventures of a group of rats who survive a space station accident and are rescued by aliens.

ERRatties
A medical adventure sure to keep you on the edge of your seat. Starring the masterfully hansome Dr. Simon and his supervisor Candy and the ever wisecracking Moose and the troublemaking Nimbus. Special guests this week, Skimper,brought in after being injured in a barroom brawl. Will he survive?

Politically Incorrat With Bill McRat
Is one of television's most provocative and funny shows, placing McRat at the center of a wildly diverse panel of four ratties and humans from the worlds of politics, media, literature, and entertainment. Through heated debate ingeniously instigated by McRat, guests discuss various opinions about the hottest issues of the day. Each evening, McRat brings together an unlikely quartet of guests — from senrators to dratg queens, actors to rock stars, authors to activists — to discuss the day's burning issues, such as "Are we losing the war on yogies?," "Has Ratan culture become too goolinized?" and "Exactly what does labratory study mean?" Stay tuned for this weeks guests Ratt, Mrs.Frisby, Rat Torn and The Great Ratsby.

Whose Tail Is It Anyway?
The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter — returns for a fourteenth season of extraordinary improvirational comedy. Emmy-nominated Whose Tail Is It Anyway? is the first of its kind and a completely unique concept to network television. Host Drew Ratey sets the scene, while contributions from the human audience and four talented rattie actors wreak hilarious havoc, as they instantly invent unrehearsed skits, wrestling games or squeeky songs, relying only on their quick wit and improvisational skills. It's genuinely improvised, so anything can happen — and often does!

NYPD Mink
Set against the gritty and volatile backdrop of New York City, NYPD Mink powerfully portrays realistic charaters devoting themselves to the life of mating and yogies while struggling to put humans in their place.

Ameratca's Funniest Human Videos
Look for videos featuring troublemaking humans, stupid human tricks and a musical tribute to the funny and most stupid things humans do! This time the rats strike back!

The Three RatStooges
The hilarious, slapstick antics of three goofs who just can't stay out of trouble. Moe pounces on Curly and Larry! Larry pulls Moe's fur! Curly nips Larry on the bum! They fall off the sofa and can't get back up! They use the litter box only to discover that their back ends were on the outside!

Little Grotto on the Prairie
Watch the heartwarming story of Pa and Ma Rattus and their young-uns as they try to survive the hard life of being pioneers. See them labor for hours, digging in the potted plants. Admire their stamina as they make trip after trip, stashing yogies and other items needed for survival. Watch in awe as they gnaw through cables, wires, boards, and other materiels in order to tame the wilderness...

Ratsh Bridges
A story about a yiu cop and his life taken place in the beautiful lush grotto land of San Fratsisco. Watch as he and his partner Joe Dominkes, wrangle up the bad humans and vermin just in the nick of time.

World Wratsling Entertainment
2 hour show, showing nothing but rat wrestling and driveby groomings. Tonights title match is Angouti Cutie against Billy Berkshire for the International Belt.

Law and Order SRU
Watch as these rat cops from NYC, put human and vermin alike behind bars for the hideous murders of pillowcases, socks, phoneline etc and for the theivery of food and other items human/rats treasure.

Ratty, the Bad PR Slayer
Ratty and her friends, the Yogies, battle demons of bad rat rep each week.

Rattie the Sofa Sprayer
Two naughty bucks hunt down and spray the sofa.  airs nightly, sprayed morning-ly.

Those 70's Rats
A sitcom about a bunch of adolescent ratties and how they try to get away with everything from smuggling youggies across the border to sneaking sips of moms martini when she isn't looking.

Power Puff Rats
Those female ratties try to remove all evil from the Universe, of course with the help of the mighty Nimbus!

Married with Ratties
A typical married couple get into all sorts of trouble with their neighbors because their rattie children have run and romped through the neighborhood!

Whose Rat is this Anyway
A comic show where rats try to impersonate their owners!

Please stay tuned for more fall show line ups..