"I'm kind of fat and I sweat alot, but that's the only bad quirky things I got- that, and maybe the whole murdering aspect.. but we really ain't even got to that yet.
I love people, I love everything about them... and that's why I gotta live life without them. I know it don't make any sense to you, but fuck you, this is about me -exclusively-
Murder, murderous, murderation, the murdering mentality without an explanation. I'm Mr. Happy and I ride a bike *ching*, I ain't got a seat I just sit on the pipe thing. I whistle, I sing, I'll pet your poodle, I'll twist and squeeze your neck like a wet noodle cuz I'm so happy I'll STAB your ass!! an lay down next to you dead on the grass... and sing

'Ohh it feels so good every time I murder I get happy!'

I love you, so hand me your neck. Let me teach you about love and respect... respect the fact I love to kill! ..wait a minute y'all I gotta take my pill...

Zanoffs... it works. Down to only 3 people a day...

My victims, I give them love and care.. I don't wanna get blood everywhere. I don't use a chainsaw or a butcher knife.. that's so 90s, get it right! I never mutilate or chop my loves, all I really need is a pair of gloves, or maybe a car.. I'll run 'em down wit it. I know that can be messy but the birds'll get it. Don't you see that I love you? I'm Mr. Happy! I'm all about fun." {Btw, my name's jordan, and what you just read is all written by the Klownz}