hey baby scratch your number on my electric cucumber
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Cute pics, stupid captions by yours truly. Don't take these without permission. And don't hate me-- After all, it's all in good fun.

Happy Holidays from hide Kringle?

Not everyone can be lovable. Sorry.

Musing on the real questions in life.

I hope he doesn't strain something trying that.

Move over, Sean Connery.

Less Lord of the Rings and more Maho Tsukai Tai!, there.

Oh hide, you mischievous scamp, you.