"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends, they don't have a rock this big."
"We like to talk big, vampires do.'I'm gonna destroy the world'-just tough guy talk, strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. Truth is, I like this world...Billions of people walking around like Happy meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. A real passion for destruction....You see what I'm saying?"
Spike: No more of this "I have a soul" crap? Angel: What can I say? I was going through a phase.
Spike: "A bear! You made a bear!" Buffy: "I didn't mean to." Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"
Spike: "I came, I saw, I conquered, I felt really bad about it."Joyce- Have we met? Spike- You hit me with an axe, er (Holds up an imaginary axe) "get the hell away from my daughter".
Spike to Buffy: I know you'll never love me. I know I'm a monster. But, you treat my like a man, and thats...
Buffy: ...I'm Sorry. I love you all. Spike:Um, when you say you love us all--? Xander & Giles: Shut up, Spike!
Spike: You are one step away, missy. Buffy: (Sarcastically) Giles, help! He's going to scold me.
Spike: "Passions" is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll... Giles:You'll do what? Lick me to death?
Buffy:(holds wedding cake figurines up) Aren't they a perfect little us? Spike:I don't like him. He's insipid. Clearly human. Buffy:Red paint. We could smear a little on his mouth...the blood of the innocent... Spike:That's my girl.
Buffy:There's so much to decide. Ceremony, guests, reception... Spike: Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding. Buffy:How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the Park. Spike:Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust. Buffy:Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only. Spike:Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and agian...you're registered as Mr. and Mrs. Big-Pile-of-Dust.
Spike:(watching Dawson's Creek) Pacey, can't you see she's not in love with you?
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