The Beautiful People
In real life stick-guy
is actually 30 stone (I have no idea what that is in Lbs or Kg) and has been
unable to leave his house for the past ten years, not that he wants to. If not
asleep he spends his time downloading fake porn images of well-known
celebrities (like they’re going to be genuine) has been known to do some work
on this website occasionally. (Stick-guy appears through the courtesy of his
mum)
Born half man half goat
(please don’t ask) he naturally excelled at being a goat-boy. This has come in
handy for nothing so far as the whole fighting crime thing didn’t work out
(again for the love of god don’t ask) Often mistaken for “the beast” from the book
of revelation he has been known to sign fake autographs for fans of heavy metal
bands who believe Satan speaks to them through their music (tell me exactly how
do you play a CD backwards? – don’t answer that we know already)
Now this guy was
smart…refused to let us show his picture on here…wish I’d thought of that.
Anyway our resident Art
critic (like he’s got the right to judge…ever sold any of your work? No? Didn’t
think so…) He’s only a part timer here at The Halo Homepages and probably wont
see this so I’m not going to bother filling it out. Once had a drawing he did
shown on kids TV….he was six.
Prudence used to be a
follower of Newcastle united until they took out that injunction to stop her. She
now spends her time poking her nose into other people’s problems to gain gossip
by posing as an agony aunt. Despite rumours to the contrary prudence will not
be appearing nude on this site any time…ever, so stop asking, Dad. Oh and
before we forget don’t believe what you read on AG Sam This is NOT who you
think it is.
Site owner and main
administrator to hear him talk you would think he did ALL the damn work around
here…well what about us eh? We work here too and you’d be lost without us, like
to see YOU offer to make a coffee one day or even just speak to us once in a
while instead of chatting up Prudence (like you have even a ghost of a chance
anyway ) Once nominated for worst employer of the year we still have no idea
how he didn’t win it (we think it was fixed)
We have been asked to point
out that the people being described here did not write their own profiles.
And that if P15 finds out
who did this to his picture he’s gonna kick their asses so badly
