How to Spot a Kandie Kyd

Kandie Kids can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten.

Kandie Kids know where all the best toy stores are.

Kandie Kids are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.

Kandie Kids always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.

Kandie Kids hug EVERYONE.

Kandie Kids can DANCE.

Kandie Kids can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.

Kandie Kids take glitter showers, as well as give them to others.

Kandie Kids understand the art of the bathroom conversation.

Kandie Kids choose their clothes by size, texture, & color.

Kandie Kids love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.

Kandie Kids always order water when they go out to clubs.

Kandie Kids always know the most likely spot to find other Kids within a one-hundred foot radius.

Kandie Kids don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.

Kandie Kids give the best hugs and massages.

Kandie Kids have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump."

Kandie Kids constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.

Kandie Kids helped Adidas through the "lean" years.

Kandie Kids never know the name of their favorite tracks.

Kandie Kids know how to SMILE.

Kandie Kids always choose "e" on multiple choice questions.

Kandie Kids own every color, shape, & texture of beadz known to man.