Showin a good start to a fat bum at an early age =)

Aww... what a happy little kid
[daddy was holding a cheeseburger beside the camera]

Did someone say wedgie?

Just because you're not paranoid
doesn't mean they're not looking for you.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

showing a liking to cars at an early age.
[in pop's hilux, lol]

Say 'cheesy'

Who said chicks dressing in mens clothes wasn't a turn on?

I might have looked the part with the dirty big mullet and ski boots
But i couldn't ski to save myself.

That was one huge crayfish... Had I ever been so afraid before?
Nope =\

The next Elle.

Ski's, boots, Ben lomond Jumper..
Er, mum, hate to burst your bubble, but wheres the snow?
[i won a race that weekend!]

Everybody, 1, 2, 3, say "awwww"

No front teeth, what?

The uglyness starts showin thru..

Shiny chlorineified hair

-shudders-
Style queen? Ha, ha.