I know you've all thought about it. I'm a highly desired man I am. Yes indeed. I don't like to toot my own horn, but I have somewhat of a gift for making women fall in love with me. Really, it's true.
So, I designed this quiz so that you can find out if you have a chance with me. Think of it as less of a quiz, and more of an application to go out with me. It'll weed out all the losers, so I only have the most high quality stalkers.
And so we begin.
1. Religion: I am
a)Christian.
b)Atheist.
c)Other.
d)You are my God!
2. Intelligence: I am
a)Kinda slow.
b)Average.
c)Really intelligent.
d)Really intelligent, but not smarter than you.
3. Personality: I am
a)Shy and sweet.
b)Friendly and funny.
c)Fun and bold.
d)I will bring you flowers and expensive gifts without asking.
4. Monetary Value: I am
a)Poor.
b)Average.
c)Pretty well-off.
d)Very rich, and willing to let you leech off me.
5. Attractiveness: I am
a)A monkey.
b)A shaved monkey.
c)A shaved monkey with lipstick.
d)Alyson Hannigan!
6. Work Ethic: I will
a)Not help you with housework and whatnot.
b)Will help out a little.
c)Will help a lot with housework.
d)Will be your slave.
7. Common Interests: My favourite kind of movie is
a)Sappy romance.
b)Teen flick.
c)Drama.
d)Action/comedy/porn.
8. Companionability: My idea of the perfect date is
a)A romantic candlelit dinner.
b)A movie.
c)Rocky I through V, back to back!
d)PS2 tournament. I'm content to watch and bring snacks for you and your friends. Also I'll massage you during the tough matches.
9. Philosophy: The best Star Trek Captain is
a)That chick, from Voyager. The butch chick.
b)Captain Kirk. The loser knew how to mack it at least. Way to make time with the alien babes buddy.
c)Scott Bakula, star of stage and screen. The guy he plays. Go Quantum Leap!
d)Captain Picard, a true renaissance man.
10. The last question: I like
a)a
b)b
c)c
d)d
To calcuate your score, give yourself one point for a's, two points for b's, three for c's and four for d's. Then, add all those numbers up. Now, here's how you compare.
10 to 20 points- I wouldn't go out with you with a ten foot pole. No wait, that didn't make sense.
21 to 30 points- You'd better do a real good job of impressing me on our first date. You can start by picking me up in a BMW Z3, red. And don't expect me to pay for dinner.
31 to 35 points- Getting better. I might even let you get to first base.
36 to 40 points- I'm impressed. You may commence worshipping me.
