Ah, shalom and good evening monsieurs and madames. My name is Mia, and I rule the world (or atleast my Fantasy World where I have herds of Dragons, Unicorns, Pegasuses, Griffins, and more). After years of harassment from bullies, I have decided to rebel by creating this world of illusion where everything is happy.
Muhahahahahaha!!!
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THE SAD BIOGRAPHY OF MIA!
Once upon a time there was a cool chick named Mia who hated uniformity. She decided to create a campaign known as "The Mia Rulz the World Campaign" in hopes of aspiring to create a brand, ass-spanking new outlook to a humorous world. After two years, everyone in Voorhees Highschool was determined to put an end to the campaign, especially a girl named Amy Rumpf... to end bitter tensions she was made President of the Mia Rulz the World Fan Club. (I'm sure she was very proud of it too!)
During her second campaign year Mia met a Russian named Dimo, who decided to take over. She finally consented to a joint rulership until he claimed that she only ruled Zimbabwe. Bad Move Dimo!!!
Mia ruled her world alone once more. *sniff sniff* Finally, she went onto a cruise for vacation in the Keys where she partook activities in a "Teen Club". (Basically, we weren't given alcohol!) With the four day duration, she met four new people who would in turn join the campaign. As well, Mia found a new sidekick... DAN!
Although Dan lived all the mutherfucking way in Chicago, the two ruled the world peacefully!!! That is until they lost contact.
Mia then decided to appoint and take on a new sidekick. Welcome VIOLA! Hail your new Next-In-Succession!!! OR ELSE!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Also, Mia's been reportedly been seen with a guy that actually lives Close to her and not an Hour plus away!!! More info comming up!
What are you doing down here?????
So, feel free to look around and have fun because you know that:
Mia Rulz the World.
Things that Mia Recommends You to Check Out:
Meet the Staff!!! We get New Recruits Often!
See the Rules and Regulations of Mia World!!!
SEE THE MIA ONLY DANCE VIDEO
SEE MIA GET HIT WITH A HACKEY SACK AND LOTS MORE! Unfortunately.. a drunk makeout from when she was 16!!! =)
Email: alias_bones@angelfire.com
