Rules, Regulations, Statements, and all that other $#!^!
Here is a list of rules, regulations... wait, you get the jist.
Why am I telling you this?
THAT'S IT! READ AND OBEY! I COMMAND YOU!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Free Coffee for All
- Orange Soda is a delicassy reserved for the high and mighty Mia
- Mia is
NOT I repeat NOT Missing in Action
- Uncle Spooky and the Forgotten Monsters is An Awesome, NEW Band that I play Keys and sing backup vocals for!
- Bernie the Bear is the TRUE President of the United States
- Anyone supporting brusselsprouts must adopt 3, not 1, not 2, but 3 pet snails
- Any time one spots James Dudek, one must stop everything and sing the James Dudek Song
- Mia must be worshipped on her birthday, or any other time she demands it
- Mia's da BABY gotta Love her, cute brown eyes and really cuddley!
- Sick Liberty is Dimo's really good band!
- Hakuna Matata is a WONDERFUL Phrase
- Bernie is a Bear. Not a Mouse unlike most 'Grin' Followers believe.
- You don't know Grin? Then you deserve no praise! You've never seen Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series
- Friday Nights are Official Pool Playing Nights at the Califon Billiards
- There is to be No Sex in the Champagne Room
- The Number 16... what a wonderful number! Mia's 16th Birthday is November 16, how wonderful!
Mia Demands You to Go:
Back to her HOME PAGE!
Email: alias_bones@angelfire.com
