If Dr Seuss had written

The day when Bilbo left his ring I did not want to dance or sing I did not want his ring at all I did not want it in my hall I did not want it in my pocket I did not want it in a locket I did not want it on a chain Having it was quite a pain. I asked Gandalf to throw it out But he said "No" with a great shout "We must destroy it in the fire although the way is dark and dire." "We have to walk to Orodruin Through smoke and fire and wreck and ruin We have to find the Cracks of Doom We have to find them very soon." And so I hiked to Rivendell With Sam-I-Am and friends as well We met some elves along the way Who said "The Shire's no place to stay"

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We hiked through hills that were so hilly We met old Tom whose songs were silly He saved us from a hungry tree And sent us on our way to Bree In Bree we finally met with Strider Who saved us from the threats of Riders We crept from there to Elrond's houses As quiet as five little mouses. Though we'd prefer to visit taverns We headed South to Durin's caverns Orcs were there, and nasty things (I'm still not sure if one had wings) We found the door, and through it fit But Gandalf fell into a pit We ran to daylight, ran so fast Until we met some elves at last. They said "Your trip is not complete. And so to spare your tired feet. We suggest that you try floating. It's much less tiring to go boating." --->