Basher Bingo
I've spent the longest time trying to figure out just what bashers are good for. Then I had an epiphany, why not turn them into a game. So I thought of all the different games that people like to play, Monopoly, Clue, Uno, and Candy Land. But what is the most stressful and addicting game known to the human race -- BINGO.
Bingo, the game where everyone sits at the edge of there seats, holding their cards with a white knuckle grip, and suddenly someone screams out the word "BINGO" and everyone takes a breather. Millions of retirement homes are filled with weekly bingo nights that draws in a large crowd of elderly women in a wild bingo frenzy.
So I am using bashers as a means to play bingo, just mark off a 3 by 3 place card with 9 places in all (NO FREE SPACE). When you only need 3 in a row, a free space takes all the sport out of it. Fill in the spaces with the items I list. Then when a basher begins to bash, mark off each topic they throw out. Who ever gets 3 in a row first gets the Bingo.
Here are some of the items you may place on your Bingo Card: Sodom and Gomorrah, Adam and Steve, Romans 1, 1 Corinthians 6:9, AIDS, Love the Sinner Hate the Sin, Queer, Faggot, Dyke, lesbo, and other epithets, Gay Sex, Levitical Code, Jude 7, threats of hellfire, reproduction and procreation, remarks about what Biblical figures were straight, gay is a choice, I'll pray for you, Satan has fooled you, I'm telling you the TRUTH, repent from the sinful lifestyle, stereotypes, talking about what body parts are 'made for', ex-gay ministries and reparative therapy, made up statistics and other obsolete 'facts', claims of knowing what God wants or is thinking, etc etc etc.
And NO CHEATING, you can't try and lead a basher on trying to get them to say things on your card. Just a regular dialogue is fine; But if you have Romans 1 on your card you can't ask a basher about what Paul felt and such.
