Hovind Parody Reward

I have a standing offer of $250,000 to anyone who can give any empirical evidence that Kent Hovind is an actual doctor. My $250,000 offer demonstrates that the hypothesis of Kent Hovind being a doctor is nothing more than a religious belief.

Prove beyond reasonable doubt that Kent Hovind received his degree through honest and respectable means from a credible college and has written the required thesis he claims he has written by proving one of the following four options.

1.) Kent Hovind obtained his degree through a traditional method that meets the standards of most colleges.

2.) Patriot University uses the same criteria and standards as most colleges.

3.) Patriot University is a traditional college and not a diploma mill.

4.) Produce a copy of the 250 page dissertation on the effects of teaching evolution in public schools that Kent Hovind allegedly wrote as his college thesis.

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