Interviews

The interviews on this site are NOT AUTHENTIC. They are merely the accounts of what could possibly result if Miss Sandy acctually did interview them. Miss Sandy had never met these people, nor has she ever purchased a book they have written, an album they have wrote, or even watched an entire episode of their televisions programs. She does admit to once having listened to about 10 mins of a sermon by the Rev. Fred Phelps but found it boring; stating that she really didn't care what makes him different then other baptists, she feels it's his non-baptists beliefs. She also claims to have watched the last 15 mins of Dr. Laura's show out of frusteration from seeing Martha Stewart use white wine vinegar when balsamic would have been more appropriate.

Rev. Fred Phelps I spent a few days with the Phelps cult and gave the good reverend some other Bible Verses.

Dr. Laura I give the good doctor some psychological and moral advice over coffee and almond tea cakes.

John Paulk I try to tackle the enigma of Paulk's sexuality.

Anita Bryant Many people have been wondering where the hell she went. So, I found her.

Eminem I have an interview with Eminem, Marshal Mathers, Slim Shady, or whoever the hell he thinks he is now.

Jack T. Chick I had an emmense interview with Bible Tract creator Jack T. He just wouldn't shut up.

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