If live came from a script, THESE woudl be the bloopers...
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If life came from a script, I would be the BLOOPER QUEEN!!! This is what would happen:
(a/n: um, if I use anything that’s not mine, I don’t own it :P )
~~~in the middle of english class~~~
teacher: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
.::CRASH::.
teacher: what was that?
caitlin: .::tipped the desk over and is now lying on the floor, asleep::.
teacher: CAITLIN! WAKE UP!!!
caitlin: .::drools::.
classmate behind her: .::kicks caitlin::.
caitlin: .::rolls over::.
teacher: Caitlin, wake up or I'm going to give you a detention!
caitlin: .::wakes up and puts the desk back up right and sits in it::.
teacher: ok, on with the lesson...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
.::snores are heard from the back of the room in caitlin's direction::.
Teacher: .::o.O::.
(a/n: anyone that’s in my English class, they know what we go through)
(a/n: KATHERN!!!)
~~~soccer game~~~
Guy on other team: .::kicks the ball to his teammate, who is beside the goal::.
Caitlin: .::is a defender and intercepts the ball::.
Guy on other team: .::laughs at her::. HAHA you’re a GIRL! YOU can’t KICK 10 FEET! HAHAHAHA
Caitlin: .::puts enough power behind the ball to clear it about 3 football fields::.
Guy on other team: .::gets hit in the balls with it and doubles up and falls to the ground::.
All of Caitlin’s team: .::laugh hysterically::.
(a/n: hee heee heee…this happened before..hehehe)
~~lunch cafeteria~~
Zac: .::goes to start a food fight and hits Caitlin square in the face::.
Caitlin: .::goes to hit Zac, but misses, and hits a teacher square in the face::.
(a/n: who knew Zac could move that fast????? >.<)
~~middle of Wolbert’s class *shiver*~~~
Wolbert: blah blah blah BBBLLLAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Whole class: .::jumps::.
Caitlin: .::falls over sideways::.
Rest of class: .::o.O::.
Murray: .::bbbuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppppppppp::.
(a/n: Murray WOULD do that…)
THE END. I think I shall write the Script for another day. Hmmm…hee hee heee
I have a very evil mind…
HERE are the Lord of the Rings ones. BTW, I don't own LotR...yet...
~*~*~First Ever Blooper, of the First ever Scene, of the Fir…..~*~*~
Readers: SHUT UP!!!!!
Voice: .::cries::.
Scene: The War
.::All the Orcs start running down that big ole hill::.
Legolas&Gimli(behind the scenes, just loud enough for everybody to hear but Peter): .::laugher::.
(a/n: I say character names cuz I dunno who plays gimli and the rest :P)
Legolas: .::winds up a piece of fishing line that was left over::.
.::All the Orcs fall and roll down the hill and meet the Elves&Men::.
Elves&Men: .::run away faster than fast:P::. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Peter: o.O
Frodo&TheFellowship: .::rolls around laughing::. Ehehehehehehehehehehehehe
AudienceWatchingBloopers: o.O
~*~*~
Scene: The Council
Elrond: You shall be called-
.::FART::.
Frodo: .::faints::.
Gandalf: .::blushes::.
GuyNextToGandalfICan’tRemember: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! IAN FARTED!!!!! .::faints::.
Elrond: o.O
~*~*~
Scene: Hobbits Hiding From Rider Somewhere In The Shire
Frodo: .::looks up::.
Rider: .::sniff sniff SNIFF::.
Pippin: .::giggles::.
Frodo&Sam: .::look over confused::.
Pippin: .::while laughing::. I…broke…my…CARROT!!!
Merry: .::rolls around laughing::.
Frodo&Sam: o.O
Rider: .::giggles::.
Rider: .::trips and falls on Frodo::.
Peter: Rider! I TOLD you to STOP flirting with FRODO!!!!!
Horse: o.O
~*~*~
Scene: Running in Moria
Balrog: .::BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMishness::.
Frodo: .::turns around and looks at the Balrog::.
Ceiling: .::cracks and hits the Balrog on the head::.
Legolas: .::stops and points::. .::marvels::. It has a heeeeaaaaadddddd…….
Peter: o.O Sometimes I wonder...
~*~*~
Scene: Like before the movie when they like talk about like Gollum
VoiceThingy: And there was Gollum…
Gollum: .::slips::.
.::cerrrr-SPLASH!::.
~*~*~
Scene: when Gandalf is sitting on top of Isengard or wherever Saruman is at
PJ: 3…2…1…
Gandalf: .::starts to pick nose and misses jumping over the edge…also doesn’t know that the camera is on::.
Saruman: o.O
~Take 83~
Gandalf: .::jumps off side::.
BirdPerson: .::misses::. Awe frick!
Gandalf: .::cer-SPLAT!::.
PJ: .::looks around for another Gandalf::. Awe frick…
Scene: comeing into rivendell
Frodo: .::walks in::.
Elrond: Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson...
Frodo: o.O
Elrond: Hobbits are a virus....
Scene: Nazgul sniffin' when the hobbits are under the tree thing
Nazgul: Snnniiiiiiiiifffff. Now thats some good scat. Tweak tweak tweak tweak...
Frodo: SHOWDOWN!!!!!!
~Take 195~
Nazgul: Snniiiiiiifffffff. WHO FARTED!?!?!?!?!?!
Merry: .::faints and points fo Pippin::.
Pippin: what?
Scene: Frodo jumpin' onta the ferry thing after bein chased by a wraith
Frodo: .::falls into river by accident::. awe frick...
Flipper: .::comes up carrying Frodo::.
Frodo: GO FLIPPER!!!!!!!
Scene: When my beloved Frodo starts to take off his shirt *swoon* and shows Bilbo the ring by accident
Frodo: .::takes off shirt::.
Legolas: .::comes in and starts to take picture of Frodo::. Give it to me baby, c'mon, take that shirt off! C'mon, Sexy!!! Take that shrit off!!!
Frodo&Bilbo: .::runs the frick away::.
OK here are some Harry Potter bloopers
Scene: Harry learns how to play Quidditch
.::bye-bye Bludger::.
Harry: .::missed the Bludger and gets hit in the face::. .::knocked out::.
Sean: Oh damn...
~*~*~*~*~From my Wee Wee Story~*~*~*~*~
Harry: .::runs away from the quarter::.
Quarter: .::starts to misfunction and grows spikes...also instead of his butt, goes after Harry's..well..you figure it out::.
Harry: Oh shit! The Quarter from Hell!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! .::protects his "manlyhod"::.