The Incredible Nose Boy


The incredible story of nose boy. oh nose boy. nose boy is cool. heeeee heeee heeeeeeeeee


"hello kathern"
"hey cait"
this is a very boring saterday afternoon when caitlin and kathern are talking on the phone, even tho there is no actual conversation. we are very good at that j/k
"what are you doing?"
"watchen the faculty. you?"
"on the net...looking at elijah pictures. what else?"
"josh hartnett pictures?"
"heh i just found a josh-slash-elijah site. its like they know us. and like us. and want us to be happy. hee hee"
~~~~~pause~~~~~
"OMG!" kathern practially yelled.
"what is it?!?!?!"
"look at josh harnett's nose!!!!"
~~~~~a lot of clicking in the background~~~~~
"whoa" caitlin said.
"see my point?"
"um...not realy..."
~~~~~angry look from kathern~~~~~
"LOOK AT HIS NOSE YOU DIMWIT!!!!" kathern yelled
"he HAS A NOSE????????? DUDE!!!!!!!"
"no you numskull-"
"huh?
"what?
"you said my name!"
"i did?"
"yeah you said no you *numskull*"
"my goodness cait"
"what?"
"oh never mind...look at his NOSE!!!!!"
"yeah........its perfectly semetrical in very way shape and form, every angle from 50 to 90 to even 180, and it seems that he inherited it from his mother."
"cait?"
"yeah?"
"you scare me."
"i know"