"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. "
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)
"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban (1915-)
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin (1903-1977)
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."
- G. B. Burgin
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. "
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. "
- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. "
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
"I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. "
- Katherine Cebrian
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other [guy] die for his. "
- General George Patton (1885-1945)
"The covers of this book are too far apart. "
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. "
- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. "
- Robert Orben
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. "
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"The average person thinks he isn't. "
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. "
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Half this game is ninety percent mental. "
- Yogi Berra
"I worship the quicksand he walks in."
- Art Buchwald
"A poem is never finished, only abandoned. "
- Paul Valery (1871-1945)
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. "
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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