Narrator>On the last Mr.Popo Gets His Groove Back Mr.Popo won the tournament. Now it is seven years later.
Emperor Pilaf>Now that I got the dragonballs I’ll turn Goku into a child and then he’ll lose his mojo!!!!
Shou>Why don’t you wish to rule the world?
Pilaf>Shhh.
Shou>But sire
Pilaf>Here’s a little story about a man named Shhhhh!
Mai>You could……
Pilaf>I got a big pile of shhhhh with your name on it!
Shou>But…………
Pilaf>When a problem comes along you must zip it, zip it good.
Mai>Sire………
Pilaf>I’ll make you zip my zipples.
Shou>Sire……
Pilaf>Wahlaaa!!!
Mai>But……
Pilaf>Wahlaaa!!!!
Pilaf>……………..right.
Pilaf>Now, If I turn him into a child he can never purchase a condom.
Shou>Dumb a**.
Pilaf>Shou, I got a big pile of shhh with your name on it!
Shenron is summoned.
Shenron>You have awoken me from my slumber, what is your wish mortal?
Pilaf>I want Goku to become a child and lose his mojo!
Shenron>Sure about that?
Pilaf>Zip it good!!!
Shenron>Kiss my 100000000000 year old a**!!!
Shenron grants Pilaf’s wish.
Goku hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing with Chi-Chi.
Goku>I lost my mojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pilaf>My next wish is to have his son lose his mystic powers.
Shenron>And his mojo too?
Pilaf>Sure why not?
Shenron>It shall be done
Gohan hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing with Videl.
Gohan>I lost my mojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shenron>See ya later you a** hole.
Pilaf>F*** you.
Later………
Goku>Trunks and Pan.
Goku>We’re going into outer space to get the Ultimate Dark Star Dragonballs.
Trunks>Why?
Goku>I lost my mojo.
Goku starts to cry.
Pan>And so you can be an adult?
Goku>Huh…… oh yeah, that too. Oh Gohan also lost his mojo too.
Later on Goku’s ship………………
Pan>10000000000000000000025 bottles of beer on the wall 10000000000000000000025 bottles of beer.
2 hours later…………..
Pan>8 bottles of beer you take 1 down and pass it around 7 bottles of beer on the wall.
Goku>…………………………………………………………………..what about the rest?
Pan>Oh I got tiered of that song.
Goku>Trunks, I’m going to kill her!!!!
Meanwhile on Goku’s ship……….
Hercule and Mr.Popo are hiding on the ship.
Later………
Goten>Oh hey Gohan.
Gohan>Goten there’s something very important I have to tell you.
Gohan>Palace has a secret to tell you.
Gohan>She wants to take you to Jerry Springer.
Later on Jerry Springer………..
Jerry Springer>Hey welcome, are guests today say they have freaky fetishes. Meet Palace. Palace says she’s going to put out an old flame. What’s going on palace?
Palace>Well Jerry I love to have sex with ice.
Audience>Loser, loser, loser!