Mr.Popo uses a downward slash but Hercule blocks it.

Hercule uses a side slash and cuts Mr.Popo’s vest.

Hercule>Use the Force.

Mr.Popo>The Force is for weaklings.

Hercule>Kami has taught you a lot but not enough.

Mr.Popo>Don’t you talk about Kami!!!!!!!!!!

Mr.Popo uses many slashes but Hercule blocks them all.

Hercule cuts off Mr.Popo’s hand.

Mr.Popo falls.

Hercule>Mr.Popo…I am your father…

Mr.Popo>No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hercule>Your father’s murderer.

Mr.Popo>Oh…

Hercule>Not even Yoda has taught you enough.

Mr.Popo>You meen Chiaotzu?

Hercule>They both look the same.

Mr.Popo>Yeah.

Meanwhile….

At Mr.Popo’s birth….

Pilaf>#2.

Vegeta walks into a hospital.

Pilaf>#2 you use the “Final Flash” technique to distract Mr.Popo while I grab him.

Pilaf runs to the room where they keep all the babies. Vegeta uses Final Flash. Pilaf grabs Mr.Popo. They go to the “time machine”. They go back in the present.

Shou>Congratulations, but you took Richard Simmons instead of Mr.Popo.

Fembot #2000>Here are the DragonBalls.

The Dragon is summond

Dragon>What is your wish.

Pilaf>I want to have Mr.Popo dead.

Dragon>I can not kill him. For I am not strong enough.

Pilaf>Then I wish for one hundred billion dollars.

Dragon>It shall be done.

A giant pile of s*** appears.

Pilaf>What the f***!!!!!!!

Dragon>One hundred billion dollars worth of cow s***.

Pilaf>F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pilaf snaps Simmon’s neck.

Pilaf>Well I’m happy now.

Meanwhile…..

Mr.Popo>Finish me off.

Hercule>Join the Alliance or die.

Mr.Popo>I’ll never join the Alliance.

Hercule uses Cho satan bang blinding tri-beam spirit senko bomb makonkosipa ultra super mega hyper amazing attack. It kills Mr.Popo.

Hercule>Foolish mortal.

Meanwhile….

Jerry>Are next guest is…Gohan! Haven’t seen you for a few days. This your 3rd time here, huh.

Gohan>Yeah.

Jerry>Well, Videl has something to tell you.

Videl comes out.

Videl>I’ve been sleeping with Shapener.

Jerry>Meet Sharpener.

Sharpener comes out.

Gohan>Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shapener starts to s*** all over the stage.

Todd>Man, I just bought these shoes yesterday.

Videl>Will you forgive me?

Gohan>Piggy, piggy, piggy!!!!!!

Videl>Gohan!!

Gohan>Oh, yeah. OK.

Jerry>We’ll be back…hopefully not.

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!

Meanwhile….

Pilaf>Plan B. We steal some weapons and hold the Earth hostage for one hundred billion dollars.

Shou>S*** head.

Pilaf>Lotta Vagina, you make Mr.Bigglesworth a little unhappy.

Shou>Sorry Mr.Bigglesworth.

Pilaf>Now I will travel to the moon, and blow up the Earth.

Shou>What!!!!!!?

Pilaf>Oh, you will come too. Sorry.

Mai>#267 had a heart attack and died!!!!!!

Shou>That’s homicide.

Pilaf>He has Bayer.

#67>Stupid.

Pilaf>Ok Mr.Bigglesworth. He shall DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!