Right then!!..Forget all that rubbish about Jack, if you want to know who has the REAL power in this Coven...it's ME!!
My name is Salem, and I was born again on Samhain 1998.I immediately put out a call for a really stupid witch to come and get me and Jack dutifully appeared. I allow him to live with me, on condition that he provides food, cuddles and all the luxuries I so rightly deserve.
In exchange for this payment I graciously point out when any Shades, Spirits or Entities of any type are in the Covenstead..provided I can be bothered.
My favourite trick is pretending to see Shades when the "Fundies" call, this REALLY freaks them out, and embarrasses Jack!!...he keeps having to explain to the Christians that I was dropped on my head as a kitten!!.
Since he bought the digital camera my life has been one long series of photo shoots and caviar!.....yeah right!!!!...It's actually getting to the point where I am afraid to use the litter tray when Jack is about! (so I wait 'til he is asleep and use his shoes, but for some reason this upsets him a bit!). But I will be letting him catch me doing silly stuff in the future cos he makes a fuss of me if I provide him with web material, and Goddess knows, he really doesn't give me all the attention he should, I even need to chew on his face at 03.00 if I decide it is time to be fed!....if he really loved me he would know I was hungry (again) and would wake up by himself!
