Now I understand for some people this is not a problem at all. And I'm sure it's just a subconscious flaw if anything, but, I find it difficult to have a conversation with a complete stranger while relieving oneself and vice versa. In fact, I don't believe that it's proper timing at all. I mean I'm all for multitasking, but that's a bit much. If for some reason you are put in this situation, might I suggest that you hum a favorite tune. "May This Be Love" by Jimi Hendrix is an excellent choice.