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I rate it an 8.5. Here is what happens:

Devin: Hello?
Guy: Hello, is this Dale Frazier?
Devin: Uhhh... Yeah.
Guy: Good Evening....uhh this is John Barbrits from community safety retained uhh.. calling you for the (???) for a safer Ohio, out of Bush Blvd, Columbus. How are you,sir?
(Devin is distracted by computer game)
Devin: Ok.....
Guy: Good to hear. Are you live and kicking, or mostly just kicking?
Devin: Uhhhh... both.
Guy: Both... heh.. (computer noises) I hear ya. The reason for the call is that the highway patrol members are having their sponsor drive and (???) fund the organization, (?????) law enforcement (noise) (???)...
Adam: Chungo lungo!
Guy: ...child identification campaign. Sir, do you get your mail in the Pickerington area.
Devin: Yeah.
Guy: Okay, uh, with all due respect, uh, (computer noises) we'd like to lend you the official trooper decal this year for your window. (farts) (?????).....to help protect children and uh... we'd just like to know if we can (farts) count on ya this year to from the time of the campaign to uh, have some return one of our small sponsorships to help the campaign going..
Devin: Trying to protect children eh? You might need to protect them from this.
Guy: Huh?
(tons of noises (farts))
Guy: What was that?
Adam: hahaaha
Guy: Hello?
(fart)
Guy: Dale?
(fart)
(He hangs up)