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     TajMahal: Hey, guys, what's going on?

     AllSalesFinal: We're playing Evil Genie. KT just wished she didn't have to worry about streaks in her hair, so now it's all the same shade.

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     KatieBarTheDoor: /

     TajMahal: aaaaaaaah!

     AllSalesFinal: So that's the game. You make a wish and it gets granted with a sick twist. Wanna play?

     TajMahal: Sure, why not.

     I_Know_TaeBo: Make a wish, Taj.

     TajMahal: I wish to be traded out west, near my daughter.

     AllSalesFinal: :-O

     KatieBarTheDoor: :'-(

     I_Know_TaeBo: Wish granted. You get traded to Los Angeles for a low first-round pick and a foreign center who may or may not show up. Los Angeles then goes on a free agent spree, picking up another All-Star to go with you, Chamique Holdsclaw, and Mwadi Mabika.

     TajMahal: But where's the twist?

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     TajMahal: aaaaaaaaaah!

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     I_Know_TaeBo: Just when you thought there was a chance to change the culture in Los Angeles, Brandy Reed and other malcontents take over. You catch Mabika literally sharpening her elbows and knees.

     I_Know_TaeBo: Holdsclaw has a nervous breakdown brought on by the conflict of peer pressure and her refusal to get involved in drugs.

     I_Know_TaeBo: Tempers flare, the locker room is a disjointed mess, no one will listen to you, and the Sparks finish at the bottom of the standings, having only managed to beat New York and Chicago.

     I_Know_TaeBo: Oh, and Erika DeSouza is an Eastern Conference All-Star and the Sun win the WNBA championship.

     TajMahal: You take this game way too seriously.