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     FeeninForJesus: /prays

     FeeninForJesus: /sings hymns of praise

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     I_Am_The_Word: Katharen!

     FeeninForJesus: yes, that's me.

     I_Am_The_Word: Katharen, My child, do you not recognize the Lord thy God?

     FeeninForJesus: /eyes widen

     FeeninForJesus: God? Our Father who art in Heaven? The Lord Himself come down from heaven?

     I_Am_The_Word: Dost thou know any other gods before Me?

     FeeninForJesus: omg. I mean oh my gosh. /falls to knees in awe

     FeeninForJesus: Shanna! SHANNA1 come quick! God's in our chatroom!

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     ShannaZ: Are you serious?

     I_Am_The_Word: Do you doubt Me, My child?

     ShannaZ: of…of course not! /falls to knees

     I_Am_The_Word: Bow before Me and hearken to My word! I have watched you from the kingdom of Heaven, and I find that you are admirably suited to each other. I would have you lie together.

     FeeninForJesus: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????? but Lord, it is abomination!

     ShannaZ: Oh, Lord, test my faith, but not like this! I'm already promised to another!

     I_Am_The_Word: DO YOU DARE DOUBT ME?! I AM THE LORD THY GOD! AND I AM A VENGEFUL GOD! OBEY MY WORD OR I WILL SMITE THEE!

     FeeninForJesus: /cringes

     ShannaZ: /trembles

     I_Am_The_Word: Heed My word, or else ye shall be stricken into the deepest pits of Hell!

     FeeninForJesus: heeding, heeding

     I_Am_The_Word: Lo, I have written that it is abomination for a man to lie with a man as he would with a woman, but I said nothing of a woman lying with a woman as she would with a man. Thy beauty deserves beauty, and thy faith deserves faith.

     I_Am_The_Word: How else could you have been brought together if not through My intervention? You were meant for each other. Do NOT contravene My will.

     FeeninForJesus: /glances at ShannaZ

     ShannaZ: /glances at FeeninForJesus

     FeeninForJesus: well you ARE kinda cute

     ShannaZ: I'll never be able to explain this to Andrew…

**Online Host: FeeninForJesus and ShannaZ are now passionately embracing.**

     I_Am_The_Word: And the Lord looked upon what She had wrought, and She saw that it was goooooooooooood.

     I_Am_The_Word: /grabs popcorn

**Online Host: LoJack has entered the chatroom.**

     I_Am_The_Word: /hands LoJack popcorn

     LoJack: No thanks mate, brought my own

     LoJack: /noshes on Vegemite-filled cookies

**Online Host: FeeninForJesus and ShannaZ are still making out.**

     LoJack: Im impressed. Good onya mate. Catholic education good for something after all

     I_Am_The_Word: it wuz nothin

     LoJack: Reckon you can change your icon back now

     I_Am_The_Word: k

     I_Am_The_Word: better?

     LoJack: Loads

     I_Am_The_Word: k gtg

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     LoJack: That woman spends too much time texting

     LoJack: Fuck! Out of biscuits

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