Horoscopes-Personality
Your Horror'scope Personality
Aries
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not very nice. You lack confidence and are a general "@%/#". Most middle managers are Aries's. You should end your misery... soon!
Taurus
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded,(bear in mind most people are right). All bill collector's are taurus's. You are nothing but a damned nazi. You should end your regime NOW!.
Gemini
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual, (and if your not, then they don't like you). You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap barsteward. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest. You should terminate yourself, pronto!
Cancer
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off, that is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a penny/cent. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. You should end your life now!
Leo
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves. You should conclude your misery immediately!
Virgo
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers. you should cease breathing instantly!
Libra
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man you are more likely to be queer (if you are a woman your are more likely to be queer). Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras have venereal disease. You should go see your Dr without hesitation!
Scorpio
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered.
You should seek assylum very soon!
Sagittarius
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal. You should share your dope or suffer the consequences!
Capricorn
You are a conservative and afraid of taking any risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long as a dog might think you are a tree and use you. You should get out there an party at once!!!!
Aquarius
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid, (people are right!). You should take the last rites and hope someone is kind enough to to assist in euthenasia!
Pisces
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have a minor influence over your associates and people resent you for your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals. You should pop your head into the lions den pronto!
