10 Humourous Ways To Pass Over To The Other Side...

10.  Dress a ferret in a taylored ball gown, dance the foxtrot, take 40 ecstasy tablets, drink three gallons of assorted alcoholic beverages then insert a pressurised air pump into your mouth swallow then press the "on" button. Sit back, inflate and enjoy...

9.  Trying to fly, prefferably off a very tall building in a very public place. (Short but sweet and some good views, optional nudity)

8.  Flossing your teeth with a band saw! (You know the rest)

7.  Colonic Irrigation with an industrial strength vacuum cleaner!

6.  Overdose on Lard and Offal

5.  Attach  a monkey to each of your limbs and shout "Bannana's, over there!!!!" Watch the arms 'n legs fly, classic! (This may not work but will stretch you!)

4.  Throw Sushi at some chinese chefs.

3.  Drown in the world biggest pile of mashed potato/toenail clippings/butter etc.

2.  Tell old gentlemen in Bars that you are actually Hitlers son.

1. Die laughing (the old ones are the best!!!)